See You Around Winter!
Today I stepped out bundled up in my puffy coat and hat, and I may as well have been naked. The cold slapped my face and immediately gave me an ice cream headache, that searing pain you get in your forehead when gobbling ice cream too quickly.
You’re a nasty bugger, old man winter. You’re taking this whole March coming in like a lion to a vicious level. Don’t you think you’ve inflicted enough suffering and misery for one season? You’re like that boorish guest who just won’t leave. Well I’ll leave then, you cranky old codger. Do your worst. Wind chill factor? Peh. I spit on you and your wind chill. Go on snow, freeze, bring it.
Just be gone when I come back from my beach vacation, okay?
