I dropped in to visit my parents today. As I was preparing to leave I heard my dad muttering something and my mom asking him to repeat himself.
“I’m talking to the cat,” he said. “We’re working on a shopping list together.”
He then sat back and slid the pad of paper and pen across the table.
Here is his list:
- Poison for the cat
- Wire to tie the cat’s paws
- Plastic bags for cat carcass
- Hymn book for service